Well HELLO! I have quite a day (and a half) to talk about! So Saturday started off with a pretty casual wake up call from my lovely little Nokia and a freezing cold shower (France has not invented the technology to create hot water…apparently). Katherine, Caitlin, and I decided to go down to the Carlton today (a very fancy hotel where a lot of celebs stay) to take a table in the bar/breakfast area to try to spot some interesting people.
Well - this worked out beautifully, being that we got in and found a lovely little table - however, we did have to purchase SOMETHING to stay (which makes sense, of course). Hoping for something reasonable, we asked for a menu from the waitress - who obviously knew what was up and wasn’t really trying to hide her snarky attitude. We had to counter this with a quick reaction - order the 8€ espresso and the 10€ bottle of Corona. Hah - dumb. We drank AS slowly as possible to truly cherish the “flavor” (aka, the holes in our poor pockets).
I actually really enjoyed it - so what, it was a little expensive - but when the hell was I going to be sitting here again? Turns out, we didn’t see any famous people - at least that we knew. I think one of the hardest parts about Cannes is that successful people are all around you, but you can’t tell just by looking at them. Sure, they may have a Prada scarf, but unless you recognize them from a magazine, it won’t mean anything. In the most simplified form - the people who know how to do Cannes right KNOW all the people already. It’s a business environment, as is any competitive film festival. People are here to sell and distribute (and of course have a good time) but the truly successful people are the businessmen and women (who, by the way, there are a TON of! FEMALE POWAHH!)
Anyways - after about two hours we left to try to get into the International Village. This is the tent area seen in a lot of photos - every country has a little tent where they can advertise themselves. Funny fact: the American Pavilion is the only one in which people have to pay to enter (even if you’re. Go us! Whatevskies
Anyways - after about two hours we left to try to get into the International Village. This is the tent area seen in a lot of photos - every country has a little tent where they can advertise themselves. Funny fact: the American Pavilion is the only one in which people have to pay to enter (even if you’re American). Go us! Whatevskies. Turns out we can’t get in with our Cinephile badges (the student badges) - so we took the longer route and hopped the fence on the beach.
This led us into a HUGE tent (we think Canada? ) which had this mega buffet of the most gorgeous food you could ever imagine. Katherine was gutsy enough to grab a pretzel (apparently it was free but we looked too out of place as was for me to feel comfortable). Feeling content with our badassery, we left and were spit outside the Village’s fences. Poop. Aw well.
Soon, it was time to head back to the hotel BECAUSE we had decided to pray to the film gods for tickets to the premiere at the Lumiere that night - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 4! By this, I mean - about two hours before the premiere of a movie people were stand outside (all dolled up and ready to go) and they hold little signs that read a little like this “1 billet for [insert movie here] S.V.P!” translation for ya dummies out there: “1 ticket for … please!”
To give everyone a quick very brief breakdown of how Cannes works: there are 3 BASIC different types of badges - Professional, Market, and Student (cinephile). In between these there is something called the Short Corner (which means a short film you submitted was accepted by the festival). The professional badge is self-explanatory - it’s for professionals. Market badges are for people looking to sell or buy films, and/or press and employees associated with films being screened. Student badges are what I have. All of these need to be applied for through the Festival website - they all cost money except for the Cinephile, wherein you just need to write a letter and they accept/deny you based on that.
For each level of your badge, you receive a certain amount of points to use throughout the festival. These points are used through an online registration system. Say I wanted a ticket for Pirates for the premiere and I was a professional - I would log on maybe a day before the show, spend 100 points on the ticket, and be done with it. A Market badge may need to log on that day, check to see if any are even still available, put their points on hold, and wait to see if any more professionals want them. As you can see, there is a prioty system through the website - as well as a decrease in points within the badges. A short corner badge gives you 130 points for the entire 2 weeks. Buying a ticket for one premiere will cost 100 points (Blech!) As a Cinephile member - I do not receieve any points and can only gain access through being handed a ticket in a stroke of luck or waiting outside the theater with a sign (I have access to other theaters though).
Overall - it’s a very tricky process to navigate, and I’m still trying to understand it! However, everyone we’d talked to had gotten lucky standing outside the theater. So in 30 minutes, our hair was curled and we were in our evening gowns headed in the shuttle (yes, I know, luxurious) down to the Palais! We got there about an hour and a half before the gates closed. We took out our hand drawn little signs, pushed our boobs up a bit, and stood, poised, in front of the Palais.
Then it began to pour.
Luckily, since we were some of the first people - we got under the Palais awning area, where only our toes and the edges of our sign were getting splashed with water. Our friend Mike, which you can see in the picture, decided to stick it out and stayed out in the downpour in his suit - hilarious actually. It was actually pretty fun, considering there were a bunch of people squished together just chilling and laughing at all the beauty and glamor being squandered by the downfall.
After about 20 minutes standing in the rain in our beautiful gowns, I had a man come up to me. He passed me, then came back…”Pirates?” he asked in an accent I can’t quite place. I nodded vigorously, beaming. He reaches into his coat pocket - far too nonchalant for any man - and takes out a beautiful, pink ticket, and hands it to me with a quick nod and a smile.
I HAVE NEVER BUSTED SUCH A DANCE MOVE IN MY LIFE. IT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED.
Caitlin was beaming next to me - “Put it away!” - she was right - all 5 of us had to get tickets, so I put the ticket safely in my purse and held my sign back up, hoping for another to share with my friends.
I think the best part throughout all of this was, one by one, we were all getting tickets. We would look at one another and do crazy eyes - obviously indicating one of us had succeeded. Throughout this process, people would pass by - having no idea any of us had gotten tickets - laughing and pointing at us - “Foolishness! You’re wasting your time!” or “Give up!” or “Why are you even bothering?” I just laughed and held my purse tighter. They had no idea. Idiots.
After an hour we only needed one more ticket! At this point, I was dancing in my dress - making everyone who passed by laugh and smile - which I loved. The red carpet was beginning to blast some American songs - so Katherine and I started belting along and flailing our arms wildly. Needless to say, we got another ticket.
(Also, to explain why people hand them out - if you buy a ticket with your points and do not use it, you are penalized. I’m not quite sure what happens, but it has something to do with losing another amount of points. Basically, if you buy a ticket, you HAVE to use it. Sometimes, people buy a whole bunch and don’t actually need them!)
At this point, we were way to giddy to handle anything. We got in line for the red carpet, giggling like idiots and tripping over our heels. A lot of people laughed at us, we joked right on along: “Can you tell this is our first time on the red carpet?” (Oh, and I also need to mention - walking to the Palais before we started pleading for tickets, Caitlin’s dress broke. The back actually just snapped right off, causing the front to fall right on off. Luckily, Katherine went straight to McGyver mode - took the key ring off our badges, and finagled this contraption which worked PERFECT - not to mention Caitlin’s long hair covered it right up! Couldn’t even tell!)
ANYWAY - that had to be said. So we finally make it to the carpet. Lights are BEAMING on top of us, there are these beautiful red steps, and we are suddenly next to some super model in a beautiful white dress, doing her little spins for the paparazzi. Sheer. Glory. We took pictures of each other like CRAZY. I have never felt so happy and so light in my entire life. For those few moments, we were FAMOUS. Oh my goodness, I can’t even explain. There were cameras EVERYWHERE and super stars EVERYWHERE. It was heaven.
We finally made our way inside the Palais and into this giant glass area (you can see in the picture above). We stared down at all the little people who told us standing outside, dancing like idiots, wouldn’t get us any where. GUESS WHO’S LOOKIN’ DOWN ON YA NOW, BEETCHES. And then…we were in the theater - sitting next to tuxedo-ed men and gown-ed women. It. Was. Glorious.
Best part though? Pirates was being shown in 3D, so we were all given glasses. These little beauties, however, were freakin’ GOGGLES (as seen above). On the screen where the movie would be shown, there was live feed of the red carpet - so of course, I snapped photos of all the celebs walking in (which happens once all of us normal, low-lifes have taken our seats). Regardless - it was spectacular.
When they (Depp, Marshall, Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, McShane, Clafin, Berges-Frisbey) entered, the whole theater (all 2300 seats - SOLD OUT, btw) stood up and applauded. When everything finally died down, the movie started immediately.
And….it was all right, hahaha. It was weird having Bloom and Knightley replaced with the characters they chose - but I’ll let you guys see it and you can decide for yourself! We were still on a high from even being there! Basically from here, we left and went back to the hotel so we could change and go out (we heard the after-party was on a pirate ship by the yachts, but we came to terms with the sheer fact that that would not happen for us tonight)
So, we trekked it out to this night club called VIP (which is all set up “Cannes Edition” style - whatever that means). Usually, we hear stories that people meet celebrities while at this club. The other night, Chris Brown was there and David Guetta was DJing - AWESOMEEE. We had also heard that Kanye West was throwing a party with Pharrell on a yacht. I wish.
We finally got there - it was a long walk in heels! We stood in line, made a few friends, and hoped to goodness we would get in! It looked absolutely beautiful. When it finally came time for the doors to open at midnight, we started walking towards the bouncer. Our friend Katherine, with Liz and Alex, were guided up the stairs and we were calmly guided to the side. We followed, totally unaware, and found that, along with a TON of other people, were being led through a gate that was an exit. We…were rejected? We think? We’re still not sure how it happened. SO WHATEVER. SCREW VIP.
We watched them pick people to let up the stairs and really could not find any common link or reason to their choices. So, what did we decide to do? Bryce, Caitlin and I trekked it back into town and decided to go to McDonalds - the one place where they would accept us NO MATTER WHAT.
Beers (yup - you can buy that at McDonalds here) and some deluxe potatoes (french fries, but wedges instead) and we were in business. We looked super classy eating our food at 1:30am in a French McDonalds. Oh, and by the way, this McDonalds had security - what?
So we were finally satisfied, pleased with our night no matter what. We went back to the hotel and crashed hard - Caitlin and I both having to wake up for our internships in the morning.
So now we’re at today! We both ate breakfast and headed out, grabbing the daily magazines on the way to please our bosses and make us look like the best interns ever (w00t). Work went super well today! We were given compliments, ran out to grab sandwiches, got to be in the presence of Pamela McClintock, and then were given an hour long break to, as Nicolas said, “Get some sun so people will believe you were in Cannes.” So we went shopping for a bit! It was SO lovely!
Once we got back, we worked for a few more hours and then left at the normal time, 6pm. We headed straight for the McDonalds, as the other night we promised ourselves McFlurries if we survived the day. And guess what they have for options! Peanut M&Ms and Kit Kats! We both got one - DELICIOUS. SO GOOD. SO MUCH HAPPINESS.
We got back to the hotel and CHILLED. It was so nice to just SIT. I started this blog post and got the majority of it written until Bryce called and asked if we wanted to go to the screening of “Bollywood: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told” at the beach! WELL OF COURSE!
So that’s where we just were. It was probably one of the nicest things ever. We got there with our hotel towels, expecting to sit on the beach, BUT it turns out they lay out a whole ton of patio chairs just like a theater! When you walk through the gate and hit the sand, they hand you the softest blankets you will ever feel, and then you go and pick you chairs. The screen itself is HUGE - and the sound was so loud and brilliant. We all smuggled in wine and sat back and enjoyed the show.
All I have to say, is Bollywood is truly amazing. I wish I knew more about it! Watching the documentary put us in the best moods ever, and we giggled and danced our best bellydance all the way back to the shuttle. Next time, we’re stealing the blankets. I cannot go one day more without feeling such triumphant cloth! Bahaha - all right. So we’re all back now and about to watch a screener Caitlin and I got from Voltage. Should prove to be amazing! Have a beautiful night everyone!
The premiere of “Tree of Life” is tomorrow - so hopefully that will happen. And by hopefully, I mean we’ll be busting out our best dance moves and WILL get a ticket!